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{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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Daniel Arthur Quimby Cruz is an American soccer coach and former player who is currently the head coach of USL Championship club Louisville City FC.
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