{"type":"general","setup":"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?","punchline":"European","id":38}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":431}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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Joni L. Rutter is an American geneticist and director of the National Center for Advancing Translational Sciences (NCATS). Rutter was previously director of the scientific programs in the All of Us initiative and served as the neuroscience and behavior division director at the National Institute on Drug Abuse. Her scientific experience includes clinical research in human genetics and environmental risk factors focusing on the fields of cancer and addiction.
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