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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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The Kwansei Gakuin Fighters football program, established in 1941, represents Kwansei Gakuin University in college football. Kwansei Gakuin is a member of the Kansai Collegiate American Football League.
"}{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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Klaus Flouride is the stage name of Geoffrey Lyall, an American musician who is the bassist and backing vocalist for the San Francisco punk rock band Dead Kennedys.
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