{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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Dinner Music is an album by American composer, bandleader and keyboardist Carla Bley, recorded in 1976 and released on the Watt/ECM label in 1977.
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{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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John Parricelli is a jazz guitarist who has worked mainly in the United Kingdom.
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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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