{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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